Dear Showtime We need more Episodes of Paul Provenza's Green Room

You're Still in Kansas Dorothy

Sparked by an Albert Brooks Tweet

At the end of a long day of drawing, I had the debates on and was running a twitter window on the adjoining monitor. When I saw this quote slide by. I was compelled to illustrate it

And then to my surprise Albert retweeted it. Yay!
Oh and if you haven't read his book 2030 you should, it's a great read.

A bunch of Quickies.

Kate Micucci freezing in a field.






I wish there was more to show, but everything else is Top Secret. Once it has been cleared I will have reams of crazy ass drawings to post. Hopefully you'll dig'em as much as I've enjoyed drawing them.

George was waiting for the R-24

More Soon

There will be more posts soon. I'm busy up to my ears with the sponge and I'm helping out the talented Mr. Lawrence with a very special project . A project that is closer to my own drawing style than anything I've worked on in years. I unfortunately can not post any of it until we know it's fate. But when I can share I will. Thank you for your patience.
Oh and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Does All Comedy End in Hate

Two of my all time comedy heroes Eric Idle and John cleese are fighting, and using public forums to grouse at each other.
It's a goddamn shame. Speaking as someone who has been drawn into the same kind of silliness in the past, I just wish people would pick up a fucking phone and yell at each other instead of muddying the comedy gifts, and joy that they have shared with us all.
The battle of words over the fate of Ren & Stimpy so soured the memory of the show, that anytime some posts anything about the show, the stupid stupid battle starts all over again. It's sad that entertainment gets corrupted over money, and egos to the point that it robs the joy of the original project from it's fans.
It makes me want to do this.

4 fer

Was pleased to get to hang with Mr.Borgnine, Mr. Conway, Ms.Lawrence, and Mr,Joles this afternoon to watch them all do voice magic.

After spending some time talking to Mr.Borgnine I ran back to my office and drew him while he was still fresh in my head.


Subject Change



Never send a newbie out into the woods to fetch the christmas tree.

Thay sent me out with my girl friend Camell's little brother. We spotted the perfect tree perched atop a 60 ft tree. Niether of us had the good sense to to go to one that wasn't 100 years old.

Another StevMartin tweet inspired drawing


According to Phillip K Dick, Advertisers in hell (notice I didn't say the ones that are going to hell, because well, they're all going.)are doomed to have assholes for mouths and to spray feces every time they try to speak.

RIP Sophia

My dreams Await

What do you get when you mix marshmallows, a flame thrower and Lucy?

A hot Latin, frightened neighbors and maybe you lose the deposit on your apartment

It's Hard To Tweet

SteveMartin
It's hard to write a funny tweet when your dog is holding a gun on you. Yet, that is exactly what is happening.

Craigyferg Foot Incident, Random, and Attempted Identity Theft

An Open Mind

Is a terrible thing to waste.

Rum Diary Doodle

Enjoyed the film. Now I need to go back and re-read the book, to see a couple of historical tidbits were added in the rewrite.

Moby Dick

Watched on line a lovely lecture on Herman Melville and Moby Dick.
While listening I did a sketch of Dr. White.

I wish more Literature Professors would give online theory sessions.

A good immune System is Important

Doing some squigglemation on FlipBoomDraw App for the Ipad.
it's weird drawing with your finger, but still fun to move stuff around.

Another Katy Tale

My friend Katy regaled me with 1. A story of a man she saw fucking a Twinkie and 2. She knew of a fat fellow that liked to wear nude colored panty hose.
So naturally I pictured the moment these two met.

And a random meeting doodle

Check it Mike Holmes Has Illustrated my in Plane Ghost Story

He is also asking for more cool ghost stories. If you have any send them to him.


http://www.mikeholmesdraws.com/

Well done Mike, it was like you were there. :)

Wake and Break

Morning doodle